Who's got my money???

I've been so excited because I've bought the

most exciting thing ever.  Well it had better be
otherwise I might be divorced fairly soon.

I was expecting to welcome ? into my life this weekend

but disaster...the lady called me today to say they

hadn't received my money.

So she went back to her office and I went to my bank and

looks like it's temporarily lost somewhere...their bank account doesn't have it (supposedly) and neither does mine.

My cynical husband said I should tell them I'll do a

fraud report.  He said it works a treat, nothing makes someone look harder to find your money than if they

think it's going to be investigated by a bank's

fraud department.  Since he's a banker I'm inclined to

believe him. 

But meanwhile where is it?

Is it down the rabbit hole with Alice?

or

Lost in cyberspace?

Fingers crossed that the person looking for it

just needs these...